Tuesday, March 15, 2011

life is going to shovel dirt on yO back..

I read this today - and the lesson learned is SO true.

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a
well. The animal cried piteously for hours as
the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the
well needed to be covered up anyway;
it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and
help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began
to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the
donkey realized what was happening and cried
horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he
quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally
looked down the well. He was astonished at what
he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his
back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel
dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it
off and take a step up.

Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey
stepped up over the edge of the well and
happily trotted off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you - allllll kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles are a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells by not stopping and never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the rules to make you happy -


Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
 
Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.

Live simply and appreciate what you have.

Give more. Expect less.

Now -

Enough of that crap
. .  The donkey later came back,
and bit the farmer who had  tried to bury him.
The gash from the bite got  infected and
the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.


MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:


When you do something wrong, and try to cover
your ass, it always comes back to bite you.

Happy Tuesday :-)

Friday, March 11, 2011

tsnuami warning::

; after being woken up at 2am by my roomie Sarah, Virginia's phone blowin' up & a tap on Sarah's window to tell me a tsunami is on its way for 8:30am (Japan had an 8.9 earthquake and San Diego has a tsunami warning right now) - my responses from family & friends were: 
Kelsie: "i advise u don't go surfing today"  
Smash (Loo Bean): "my mom called & told me & my first thought was..damn i hope shoreclub will still be open tonight" 
Englebert: "have no fear mike englebert will come to save you!! just ask n' i'll rescue your ass!
followed by..."im gunna try n sleep a lil more b4 my crzy friend from the west decides to start texting me again at 4am :) ha"
Mom: "send me pictures!"
Colin BROMalley: "Wear that life vest I gave you yesterday"
Dad: "Holy shit get to higher ground"
Amy: "Thatts sick! Get a picture for me :) lol i read ur text this AM and thought f&*^! I hope it's still pretty for SB :)"
".....but I'm glad everything is okay!! i was worried..."
Treml: "Watch out for the tsunami!!!"
Needless to say folks, we didn't get hit. The waves were pretty gnarly this morning though - and there were a TON of people standing at the top of the bluffs on the coast watching the water.

---as a ton of surfers were tearin' up the waves. HAHAHA. GOOD MORNING WEST COAST!!!!

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

don't give up on love ♥

i served the cutest elderly man the other night. He came up to me and said "you look just like the love of my life when she was younger - but I let her slip away, stupid me. I was an idiot. All guys are idiots when they're younger. She was the only woman I ever truly loved." a tear came to my eye because this is SO true ♥
ATTENTION ALL MEN OUT THERE: if you've got a woman who loves you, pushes your buttons, pisses you off on a regular basis, and makes you face your shit, keep her around. That's your soul mate
Love really IS all its cracked up to be. It's the only feeling that is SO stinkin' powerful - you have the worlds most natural high at your finger tips and you feel unstoppable and uncontrollably blessed.
Just remember - after a break up, if love felt sooooo amazing with the wrong person, just imagine how kickass it will feel with the right one!! Don't give up on love